小学英语幽默小故事三则

 

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　　小学生英语幽默故事一：
　　TWO: Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example?
　　John:Well ，in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.
　　老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理。现在，谁给我举个例子？
　　约翰：嗯，在夏天天都长，在冬天天都短。
　　小学生英语幽默故事二：
　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
　　"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
　　教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题--如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了？”
　　“我来试试看，”一位老太太说。
　　“该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”
　　小学生英语幽默故事三：
　　A man was going to the house of some rich person. As he went along the road, he saw a box of good apples at the side of the road. He said, "I do not want to eat those apples; for the rich man will give me much food; he will give me very nice food to eat." Then he took the apples and threw them away into the dust. He went on and came to a river. The river had become very big; so he could not go over it. He waited for some time; then he said, "I cannot go to the rich man's house today, for I cannot get over the river." He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away; you may be glad to have them at some other time.
　　【译文】 一个人正朝着一个富人的房子走去，当他沿着路走时，在路的一边他发现一箱好苹果，他说：“我不打算吃那些苹果，因为富人会给我更多的食物，他会给我很好吃的东西。”然后他拿起苹果，一把扔到土里去。 他继续走，来到河边，河涨水了，因此，他到不了河对岸，他等了一会儿，然后他说：“今天我去不了富人家了，因为我不能渡过河。” 他开始回家，那天他没有吃东西。他就开始去找吃的，他找到苹果，很高兴地把它们从尘土中翻出来吃了。 不要把好东西扔掉，换个时候你会觉得它们大有用处。
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